Bath and toaster

Something I would like to have
Also an amazing way to wake up

I’m so depressed and want to have a bath and toaster combo.

by Ianyourgod April 12, 2022

Toastered

The state of being so high your mind becomes a piece of toast

"Hey man you alright?"
" ashr od kfdf"
"Yeah man you're toastered"

by Doug D October 4, 2016

Toaster Mage

1) The usage of question marks instead of periods; or the excessive use of trails in an irrelevant sentence; or even both.
2) A paranoid pieist; hater of cakes, lover of pies.

"I am teh pieist?"
"Yo............"
"Fun times......?"

by Hybride February 19, 2005

The toaster stroodle

When you lose the sugar flavoring for your toaster pastries, so you stick your dick in the toaster and season it with your cum

Dave got sent to the hospital after making the toaster stroodle

by Lepussy bames May 3, 2021

Toaster

An appliance used to heat up bread, or a weapon, used to heat up the situation.

1. Hey Jim, could you put some bread in the toaster?
2. Hey Jim, if you don't get that bread by Friday, you're gonna get a toaster pulled on you.

by Starwolf1464 June 19, 2019

Toaster Strudelled

When you bust a nut on someone's stomach making your cum look like the icing on a toaster strudel

"I pulled out at the last second and Toaster strudelled Emily the other night"

by Daniel Allen Bitches September 21, 2016

Toaster

A toaster is THE most dangerous of all the household electrical appliances. It holds a high risk of bursting into flames at any moment, especially when a substance (such as French toast for example) is placed inside.There are no toaster rulebooks. You could put ANYTHING inside. Use at your own discretion
*Caution, do NOT ACTUALLY put French toast in your own toaster*

"Did you hear Harriet set her toaster on fire?"
"HA L moment, imagine still owning a toaster"

by I_hate_toasters December 26, 2023