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Pain Swamp

The all round aching feeling during a woman's period. When the pain is so bad and it feels like it is spreading through you and all you can do is wrap up in a blanket and try not to cry.
Friend: Hey let's go out tonight?
Me: Fuck that. I'm sinking in a pain swamp of blood and tears.
Friend: Oh shit, I'll be round with chocolate and weed.
by Hot Chocolate Thunder February 25, 2017
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Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.
Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number
by Stevil85 October 6, 2016
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Swamp swallow

A swamp swallow is the males version of the classic " puddle duck " ( the name given to a female that will happily have relations with pretty much anyone that is offering the drug "ice" in exchange .
Sally says.... "Holy shit ....Quick hide the pipe" . . . to Sarah as the "swamp swallow" ....aka - Andrew enters the residence .
by Queen Akasha 666 October 12, 2022
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swamp force

v.

1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon

2. a woman that got shrek dick

not hulk

but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.

2. i got dicked down via swamp force
by YT_BlueFro December 16, 2020
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Swamp Drink

Usaully a revolting concoction of blended vegetables. Usually includes everything green, spinach, lettuce, Brussels sprouts, avacadoes, bell peppers, Grannysmith apples, celery, eggplant, carrots (preferably green), and balsamic vinegar. After the ingredients are blended together nicely, a thick 8 inch layer of green foam soaks the top of the blender. This gives the "Green drink" it's swampy look. Supposedly very healthy for you, but give fair warning that it turns your excrement green.
Susie:" But Dr. Oz said that blended vegetables are good for you honey."

Kevin: "Get that Swamp Drink away from me! I'd rather have a blended burger than that shit!"
by XenocideJoe May 11, 2013
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Swamp Donkey

A very wet, sloppy vagina, or a different term for a home run in baseball.
That shordy had one hell of a swamp donkey on her!

Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
by fishmaster800 October 25, 2022
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Swamp Ass

The wetness and moistness when you’re sweaty down in your Gooch
Man it’s so hot that I got some nasty swamp ass.
by Knic57 October 12, 2017
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