Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
by Portawareq (the q is silent) May 26, 2021

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by You Smell Eggdoggish November 17, 2020

by Shiesty Tyler October 16, 2022

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived
by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023

by Definitely not Hunter Nielsen July 10, 2022

Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
by Kronos Russo September 12, 2013

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.
Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?
Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot
Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot
by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020
