Lizard

That lizard will not beat kong, the king of all beasts.
by K1ngMonke March 23, 2021
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A Non-Descript Giant Lizard is what a movie/animation studio shits out when they want to put Godzilla in but want none of the hassle.
Person1: OH GOD IT'S GODZILLA
Person2: It's actually a Non-Descript Giant Lizard because we don't want to deal with copyright but we should still run like it's Godzilla.
Person1:
Person2:
Person1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
by devadVcXdevchanix May 3, 2025
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grant lizard

A university professor (usually tenured) who offers his low-quality research by going from national agency to national agency usually selling old research or whatever the grant coordinator want to hear.
That PhD student just got trapped by a grant lizard.
by A_real_scientist_ June 14, 2018
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Longs Lizard Lips

Short licks (in a darting motion) while also licking the the taste off one’s lips.
She is so hot, I would Longs Lizard Lips her butthole, fresh out the gym!
by Adam Schmoe March 20, 2024
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Lounge Lizard

an inconsiderate woman that leeches off the family, lays around that couch all day and does absolutely nothing to contribute to the household. Lounge lizards are often unemployed, neglect children, and are mean to their boyfriends five year olds.
Nick: “Hey mom, can my girlfriend move in with us? I’ve known her for a month and a half and she’s really nice”

Mom: Absolutely not. She’s a lounge lizards and she needs to get out of this house.

My girlfriend threw a beer bottle at me she’s such a lounge lizard.
by Asian Man Tunes March 4, 2024
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Slot lizard

A person that mooches off you or someone that wants to spend your money at a casino.
Person 1 : hey. Wanna go to the casino
Person 2: yea sure
Person 1: okay but your paying
Person 2: what?! Your such a slot lizard.
by Hahahahalksd lfffl December 24, 2020
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