Tennessee Ladderjack

When a person climbs up to the top rung of a ladder and another person lays beneath while the person on top of the ladder shits into their mouth below

Climb up that ladder Frankie, and give me the ol’ Tennessee Ladderjack right now the hatch!

by GaryBridgewater April 6, 2024

Tennessee Reindeer

After having a male ejaculate, the man or woman goes down, licks or sucks the remaining semen off of the penis, goes back up and tongue kisses the male in an attempt to get him to taste his own semen.

Dude, last night was wild. We made out pretty hard core for like 15 minutes, ended up getting laid, then got a Tennessee Reindeer. Tastes pretty sweet, i’d say.

by theboeing717 April 6, 2024

Tennessee Tapeworm

1. The most secure shoelace knot, the Tennessee Tapeworm is quick to tie and never comes loose on its own but its slow to release and often causes the user to miss out on fun due to the obstruction caused by shoes inhibiting activities.

2. A sex act often performed by young adults at impromptu parties.

I missed out on all the fun because by the time I’d released the Tennessee Tapeworm, everyone was getting dressed and calling an Uber.

by Fastermouse May 19, 2024

Tennessee typewriter

When attempting a 69 the female lays with her head towards you as you bounce your penis off her forehead making a taping noise.

I gave her the gold old “Tennessee typewriter” while fooling around.

by Tennessee typewriter May 23, 2024

Tennessee Jets

When someone pours cheap Tennessee whiskey into their asshole or vagina and subsequently squirts said whiskey into someone else’s mouth and eyes.

I think I got herpes in my eye after that chick gave me Tennessee Jets last night.

by Zach Walters February 16, 2024

Tennessee sober

The state of being clean on all drugs except whiskey and beer.

I can finally pass a drug test because I’ve been Tennessee sober for 2 months.

by TNAdam March 18, 2024

Tennessee Taint Plow

An act for two partners when one (1) male takes one (1) female with a large jaw/ teeth and places her jaw into an open field and proceeds to plow the field as well as her field.

Friend 1: You know someone I'd love to take to the field?
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: Sarah Jessica Parker, that's a face that'd make a great Tennessee Taint Plow.

by Shitz McGillicuddy March 21, 2024