Grossus Shlongus Personus

A way to call a person a giant dick without that person to know what you just said.

You are such a *grossus shlongus personus*, Steve!

by SisterFister2000 January 10, 2020

long shlong

long shlong is a Very long shlong Ok Best Gangster gang ever

Man I sure Do Love riding that long shlong

by skeeos February 20, 2020

Blooty Salon

Blue- tee sal- on: Refers to salon services administered by a non-certified individual. Usually done by self, friend or relative, in a home setting. Often with mixed to disastrous results.

Why is your hair orange and patchy?

Because I got it done at the blooty salon, my cousin helped me.

by Toffiffay July 21, 2020

Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.

“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.

by RawLondonTalk August 6, 2020

Dirty Salon

When you jizz in a girls hair and rub it in like conditioner, then wash it out with your pee.

Karen said she needed a haircut, but Frank was feeling frisky and decided to give her a dirty salon.

by Thebeekiller September 18, 2020

long shlong

LONG PENIS or hot dog

that man had a long shlong

by im someone October 29, 2020

El shlongo

An El shlongo is the word shlong but in Spanish which means its better and upgraded.

Have you seen my El shlongo ?

by Miguel300 January 16, 2021