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1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon
2. a woman that got shrek dick
not hulk
but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. a release of hormonal fluids so severe that not only do you lose your soul when doing so, but your cum turns purplish green and your penis deflates like a balloon
2. a woman that got shrek dick
not hulk
but shrek specifically in terms of strong body odor
1. Dude you should’ve seen me blast my load. It was such a swamp force of cum.
2. i got dicked down via swamp force
2. i got dicked down via swamp force
by YT_BlueFro December 16, 2020
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by office12 April 22, 2010
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In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
In Dallas, you can catch a glimpse of a seasoned, full embodiment of this horrific species...frequenting Neon Cowboy, driving a red jeep renegade ... often dubbed (dubbed themselves, not by others) a real creative nickname ... that correlates with their hair color ("Red" for example) ... in attire that will have you thinking you're looking at a psych patient with the emotional and mental maturity of a 3rd grader... (matching scrunchie, socks, bedazzled belt, muffin top and most commonly spotted playing a fish game when not in the bar....frantically pressing the button, like she's training to be on Family Feud and gotta hit that red button)
"OH, man .... I can't believe no one has been inclined to derail Christi's swamp donkey chump ass. How has she successfully made it to this age ... without any enlightenment had?"
by BugMama December 19, 2022
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Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
Josh Donaldson just hit the longest swamp donkey ever recorded in history!
by fishmaster800 October 25, 2022
Get the Swamp Donkey mug.A fat, heinous woman with a fupa and putrid gash stench that goes to bars to take sexual advantage of too-drunk-to-know-better men.
by SF42 October 4, 2018
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Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
Synonyms- tank, bomb, daddy hack
by Smowy June 17, 2023
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by Jerp the Twerp October 28, 2023
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