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Grand Strategy

Strategy undertaken on the nation scale. Usually used by military officers from Brigadier General (or country equivalent) rank and up. Can also be a hobby, where enthusiasts are nicknamed "armchair general" and play Wargames. Finally, a sub-genre of strategy games.

Nations that have a centralized command doctrine usually place grand strategy over squad tactics.
1. "Recon has sighted Taliban infantry to the east of here, so we'll send 23rd division here and flank them with 29th division, located here." - General using grand strategy
2. "Did polish lancers really charge at German panzerkampfwagen?" -Armchair General magazine
3. "Fucking comet sighted!" - average Europa Universalis III player
by KrazyKommie February 14, 2012
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Bendsten Strategy

Going to a party or social gathering where there will be dancing and or girls sitting on your lap and wearing sweatpants in an attempt to amplify sexual arousal.

This was perfected by Big Boner Bendsten one night at that SCSU
Yeah went to Sin City last night grinding up on mad girls in my AND 1 sweatpants god some wood in my sweats it was great!! Sure i got arrested for sexual assult...WAS a good night Bendsten Strategy
by MolsonIceManiac55 December 17, 2011
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Portland steamer

Eating a lobster roll while defecating and shimmying on your lovers chest.
I'm so glad we've incorporated shellfish into our lovemaking. The Portland steamer is a bounty of smells I'll not soon forget!
by Jarrid October 11, 2017
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The Croydon steamer

1. Excrete a lovely big soft stool (steamer) into a condom.

2. Place into the freezer (freeze for several hours)

3. Take your now frozen steamer out of the freezer.

4. Get into bed with your hopefully experimental and open minded girlfriend/partner/tramp.

5. Place the frozen steamer into the palm of her hand

6. Make deep and passionate love to her.

7. The aim is to make her have three orgasms before the steamer defrosts and returns to its natural soft state.
The Croydon steamer; To Steam ones croydon, steamathon, steamaholic, steam trek, saving private croydon, living the steam, keep it croydon, steamformers, the ultimate steamer.
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Cleveland Steamer

To give someone a Cleveland Steamer the right way you must shit on a womans chest and the shit MUST be steaming. This is much easyer to do when it is cold outside since the shit will come out warm and it will steam.
by Philip Saurman April 17, 2005
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British Steamer

The act of defecation into somebody's mouth.
Tucker took off his pants and underwear, squatted over Corey's open mouth and gave him a British Steamer.

It's called a British steamer because the British are known for awful cooking.
by Mustaf Arad Apyur Poupr September 29, 2005
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albany steamer

like the cleveland one but when u shit on a girl's chest, u also cum, piss, n vomit too.
I gave that bitch the albany steamer last night.
by Big Dick Dudley February 25, 2008
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