Get your head on straight

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.

Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.

by TorturedSoul August 29, 2009

straight for Jesus

A very Christian man that has chosen to ignore his natural instincts and try to make a life with a female because of his belief that homosexuality is wrong.

Scott is straight for Jesus. He clearly is gay and checks me out all the time.

by Christopher J. Smith September 1, 2007

fuck stain

An insult to an individual that is absolutely worthless and useless. Especially good when used with former lovers or fuck buddies.

You're nothing more than a fuck stain.

by Master Ro April 13, 2005

D Stain

The highest form of ass kicking.

Your going to get the ultimate UBER D STAIN!!!!

by the grandmaster69 July 4, 2010

The shit stain on the underwear of life

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)

...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..

by blu3hat February 27, 2011

Thinking straight

Opposite of thinking gay.

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008

straight out of compton

1. A phrase said by african-americans who are from compton, ca. 2. A phrase said by a one, Matt, who is not black but should be.

Jack: Where you from?
Matt: Straight out of compton!

by Ultimo Dragon December 17, 2003