over squirt

Like an over dose except the drugs are mixed with extreme masturbation from watching PornHum while partying. This is a common problem with a cartoon character named Ira on Unauthorized.TV

To quote Ira from a cartoon titled: Life of Ira - "Last I night I mixed meth and viagra then ended up at the Glory Hole for like eighteen hours and almost died from an over squirt. Oh Jheezus my bowels are all messed up , and I think I just shit my pants . Oh Jheezus I'm squirting again!"

by UniBomberBear33 September 28, 2020

squirt buddy

Trusted buddy who helps you achieve orgasam when it’s not happening with your current sexual partners.

I need a squirt buddy. Do I have any friends who are a Squirtologist that can help me out?

by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022

Choco Squirt

When someone takes a seilfie while stupidly squatting. Typically done by a lot of no life Social media addicts.

Hey hold up let me take a choco squirt!

by Smart vocabulary guy March 29, 2017

Squirt

It’s just piss.

Your mam is full of squirt

by SenseiCarl October 22, 2023

squirt turd

When your shit is brown water.

I sat on the toilet to shit but let out a liquid squirt turd.

by MakeMice1976 January 2, 2018

Squirting troft

When she ruins the bed sheets during sexual activities ...take her to the ole squirting troft she can splash splash in the waterin hole

Go down on her take her to squirting troft ...

by SumthinlykaBigdeal October 30, 2020

Sergeant Squirt

A bitch that kills people on COD, outside of that he’s likely an Esports pro on an alternate account.

Random Idiot that peaked a corner: “AHHH FUCK ITS Sergeant Squirt” *dies*

by BYUUUUUUUUUU July 30, 2024