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SpiderMonkey

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The act of climbing and swinging from a tall woman during fornication. For best results the woman should be at least a foot taller than said man.
WOW, look at that tall chick. I would love to SpiderMonkey all over her.
by MGranks01 January 20, 2009
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Spider Cow

A Mythical Creature that is the cross between a Spider and a Cow. The Spider Cow instead of producing milk produces Kevlar out of its udders.
I wish Jeffery would hurry up milking the Spider Cow. I want to knit a vest out of the Kevlar he is getting.
by Dan11111112 January 8, 2011
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spider

The leading cause of house fires.
There was a spider, I panicked. I think it's gone now.
by Intelligence001 July 5, 2016
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Spider Expert

1. Someone that is well-versed in the field of Arachnology.
2. A faggot, it was originally a 7chan wordfilter of the word faggot many years ago, showed up when people would respond with posts like 'do it faggot'; but nowadays it tends to be used as an insult more for someone who knows way too much about shit no-one cares about.
"Arachnology is so fascinating"
"shut the fuck up spider expert"

"I'm gonna slit my wrists"
"DO IT SPIDER EXPERT"
by sdjipgsdg October 18, 2018
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Hobo Spider

n; A spider, particularly homeless, that travels around carrying a whiskey bottle. Id this spider were to hit you with the whiskey bottle, you are then intoxicated and pass out. When you wake up, your wallet will be gone. Some say that this is due to Hobo Spiders wanting more money for booze.
If you come to the city, you better be on the look out for a Hobo Spider.
by SparkyFoxCat February 15, 2010
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great king spider

The greatest warrior from EH. He is well liked by the people and respected by the greatest of ledars. He also has a thing for Adventure Crack. His sidekick is LegaultTheAssassin
"My name is Steve, but please, call me Bender"
He Faded the "Would you hit it" poll
His stabbing of Ryan with his 1337 knife
His sniping of Moonie with his 1337 rifle
by Steve March 5, 2005
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ur moms a spider

"ur so annoying"
"yea well ur moms a spiderrrr"
by hehe_8432__ October 8, 2021
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