Sploof

The act of cumming and ripping ass at the same time during sex

Bob:"I was fucking this girl and she sploofed. It was weird."

Jeff:"that sounds weird."

by OfficialGooseStudios December 6, 2020

soof

soof is soof. there is no soof within soof. soof cannot exist with soof. only by rejecting soof can you truly embrace soof. soof exists while it doesnt exist. soof is both soof and not soof.

that was soof

by soof lord December 31, 2020

soof

soof is soof. there is no soof within soof. soof cannot exist with soof. only by rejecting soof can you truly embrace soof. soof exist while it doesnt exist. soof is both soof and not soof.

soof is when you do a cool thing like pog but better

that was a soof moment

by soof lord December 31, 2020

Spoffording

When someone gives you fake compliments. They mean well, but you know that they aren't true.

Coach: Great work everybody! I like what I see!
Friend 1: He's Spoffording us
Friend 2: IKR

by McZugget March 16, 2021

Soof

The definition of a Simp getting shamed through the internet and realising it, causing them to be sad.

"Bro, that guy got Soofed!"

by Another Unused Spoon March 21, 2021

SHOOFTER

arsehole.

he was in jail and took it up the shoofter...

by goawaydad April 21, 2021

SHOOFTER

arsehole/backdoor

while i was in jail i took it up the shoofter!

by goawaydad April 21, 2021