sphincter snake

A particular breed of snake that dwells in the household bath or shower. whilst the bath or shower is in use the snake recoils back into the drain, and if you are unlucky, will spring out of the drain and sink its fangs right in your sphincter.

as a person is going for a shower "watch out for the sphincter snake."

after having been bit "AH! THE SPHINCTER SNAKE BIT ME!"

by Sparkyyyyyy September 2, 2005

sphero

A complete and utter retard. Nothing is more retarded than a sphero.

Ha, he's so retarded he's sphero!

by - May 5, 2005

michael sphinkter group

the michael schenker group, a no talent assclown that likes to charge people to come to his queebo concert to listen to him tell the crowd to FUCK OKLAHOMA, so he gets made fun of by the Texas Hippie Colliation and PLOW on stage, oh did i mention he was a douche also.

a fucking cockbite.

"Did you see the michael schenker group last night?!"

"Oh yeah i did, the michael sphinkter group, put on a baddass queebo showing, he loves to suck dead rabbits asses!!!"

by Jimijam486 June 19, 2009

Sphenops

A psycho fish that everyone is so jealous of they wanted to eat him. But then he died.

I am sphenops and I eat everything.

by Jig January 8, 2004

sphooky

Somthing that is really scary.

"that ghost just sphooked the shit out of me!"

by Robb and Tim February 7, 2004

sphincternoodle

Double whammy def: used as a NICE word to describe someone who gets easily annoyed, and/or usually behaves like a complete ahole. Or, it could be used to describe the act of someone being annoyed.

J: oh, that Tom is such a sphincternoodle.
C: yeah, he's got his sphincternoodle all in a twist.

by CJMO November 10, 2008

SPHIIT

A Girl / Guy who has a big penis and is sexually attractive with her / her blonde and red hair.

Hey SPHIIT
Hey Frankey
Lets SPHIIT?
Okaayyy

by Frankeey September 7, 2007