Join the Resistance!
"Sonic, help me!" --- wait, tails, you defeated Chaos in Sonic Adventure, remember? Why are you crying over chaos 0? What's wrong with you?
Why is classic sonic now from another dimension and not from another timeline?
Why is Chaos advertised if we never fight him? Why is shadow evil now and advertised but we never fight him? What happened to Infinite at the end of the story? What happened to Eggman after the egg nega 3.0 exploded? Did... eggman just die? Guys I think he died
Why is Omega repaired? Who repaired Omega? What is this story? lmao, it's like someone tried to write a bad fanfic
"Sonic, help me!" --- wait, tails, you defeated Chaos in Sonic Adventure, remember? Why are you crying over chaos 0? What's wrong with you?
Why is classic sonic now from another dimension and not from another timeline?
Why is Chaos advertised if we never fight him? Why is shadow evil now and advertised but we never fight him? What happened to Infinite at the end of the story? What happened to Eggman after the egg nega 3.0 exploded? Did... eggman just die? Guys I think he died
Why is Omega repaired? Who repaired Omega? What is this story? lmao, it's like someone tried to write a bad fanfic
Together we can show the world what we can do, me next to you and you next to me, pushing on through till the battle's won, nobody's gonna give a thing to us, when we run together with put on trust, standing united, after the battle's won.
Play Sonic Forces now! Or don't. The choice is yours!
Another person: Bro... Sonic Forces? Really? Come on... only kids play that! Man, you got to play Sonic Unleashed instead.
Play Sonic Forces now! Or don't. The choice is yours!
Another person: Bro... Sonic Forces? Really? Come on... only kids play that! Man, you got to play Sonic Unleashed instead.
by Sodascho98724 July 17, 2023

the incarnation of 90's, he go fast and eats chili dogs, and he also got regressing game quality.
also known as mario's former enemy. you can use his regressing game quality to your advantage as a comeback, though.
IF somebody knows about it.
also known as mario's former enemy. you can use his regressing game quality to your advantage as a comeback, though.
IF somebody knows about it.
guy 1: dude you suck
guy 2: kinda lookin' like the sonic franchise but you say I suck, ok
guy 1: i miss my wife.
guy 2: she went with sonic 06's good ratings i think you'll find her there
guy 2: kinda lookin' like the sonic franchise but you say I suck, ok
guy 1: i miss my wife.
guy 2: she went with sonic 06's good ratings i think you'll find her there
by cloaky February 16, 2022

Guy 1: Have you played Sonic Triple Trouble 16 Bit yet?
Guy 2: No, What's that?
Guy 1: A fun sonic experience. You haven't lived until you played this.
Guy 2: No, What's that?
Guy 1: A fun sonic experience. You haven't lived until you played this.
by MDawg1491 June 29, 2023

Popularised by Anonyous & Old Hat Promotions; the act of efficiently distributing promotion for anarcho-punk shows.
I'm sonicing it
by anonpromo April 7, 2011

A blue furry. Hho is depicted in some fan art as gay, pregnant, fat, naked, and eating people whole.
Guy: Oh my God look at that art!!
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know
Other guy: Why is Sonic the Hedgehog eating someone??
Guy: I don't know
by Daddy SpongeBob 👨👨👨 November 13, 2021

A Dirty Sonic is when you pretend to be a submarine captain while taking a piss on a bush yelling "for fuck's sakes, that's whoreable"
Did you hear the old guy yelling while taking a leak in the park? Yeah, he was dressed Iike a captain, I think he was trying to pull a Dirty Sonic.
by Ondine the Disco August 23, 2024

The type of sex where you give your girl (or man) a very big nut. Can be enhanced by yelling "SUPER SONIC SPEED"
Charlie: Yo dude I gave Laura The Super Sonic last night.
Percy: How was it?
Charlie: She liked it so much she wanted another one. Sucks when you got a big cummy.
Percy: How was it?
Charlie: She liked it so much she wanted another one. Sucks when you got a big cummy.
by NotSoMaximus October 21, 2019
