superbowl snafu

When a poop nuggets flies into a wang chung resulting in mass casualties of da bratwurst kind.

Jimmy was playing in da park when sum dood engaged into a superbowl snafu. It took 9 months of breast feeding to return him to his normal shelf.

by Peter Worrel February 12, 2004

turd snarffer

One who snarfs all the turds.

"Omg, did you see that guy, Noah?!"
"Lol, yeah he is such a turd snarffer!"

by noodlesss October 18, 2014

dildo snarf

A dildo snarf is a really grumpy blue Smurf who has a immaculate penis.

"Yo! Nice dildo snarf!"

by Coliosis2026 December 18, 2016

Big Snarf

He will seriously SNARF you’re SNORF

Dude... did you seriously just mess with Big Snarf? He’s gonna snarf you’re snorf so bad

by Big Boy Snarf June 16, 2020

Tip- Snaffler

(Snaffle definition…take(something) for oneself, typically quickly or without permission).

Have you been snaffling my tips? You tip- snaffler

by Snaffler September 7, 2021

Seat Snarf

A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.

Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.

by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023

cock snaffler

A female or gay male who goes round the orgy getting all the other men off right at the beginning meaning they are all on ‘cool down time’ and there is no cock left for anyone else

Better get to the orgy early, Kai is such a cock snaffler that there won’t be any left for anyone else.

by 2can Chu March 25, 2024