Severus Snape

Severus Snape is an amazing person. If you hate him, then you're weird, cus he awesome. If you hate him, then u disrespectful of him and me. He awesome. He amazing. If u hate him, u cray.

Dummy - Snape is terrible!
Person who Knows Logic - Haha, very funny idiot. Snape is amazing, and if u don't like him, then TOM EATS TOES.
Severus Snape - official definition - amazing person in Harry Pottah

by HarryPotta! January 13, 2021

Aiden Snape

Literally the hottest person/guy one this earth. It is literally impossible for anyone to be hotter than him. He is what you call the definition of hot.

Oh wow so you see those wario combos that’s totally an aiden snape :3 ^_^

by Josh Libby March 9, 2021

severus snape

the hottest fucking man in the entire series of harry potter

i’m such a simp for severus snape

by shitpisskink January 28, 2021

Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

V shaped guy

A guy with a V shaped torso.

If you're a U shaped guy, you're fucked, because you're not a V shaped guy.

by Solid Mantis March 24, 2021

Japanese snapdragon

The act of a woman sitting on a man's face and farting into his nose, to which the fart gas comes out of his mouth.

Yo did you here Derricks girl totally gave him the Japanese snapdragon last night.

by Thicc dick daddy69 May 27, 2021

severus snape

a character in harry potter who is the real villain and bullied children thought it was ok tho cos he didn’t get to sleep with our queen the perfect lily evans

someone: severus snape is my favorite character

me: ewwwwwww

by anonymous August 28, 2021