The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste
Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.
by Darksquid August 8, 2022
Get the Salted snailmug. by prosvsjoesamronstbrown July 18, 2025
Get the Snailmug. A chick that's hair always looks like a cat has been sucking on it, super scandalous, likes to take things that dont belong to her, and sell them on Facebook, talks like she's a gangster from Beverly Hills(yes, that fake!)Voice that is like nails on a chalkboard, a complete nasty skanky, skeezy, slut that is as dumb as a box of rocks!
by Relaxitwonttear April 4, 2024
Get the Snail Trailmug. by The truth will prevail May 21, 2023
Get the snail eating Baggett monkeymug. by Canton town August 5, 2019
Get the Gym snailmug. by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017
Get the snail kneemug. The residue left on your chin after eating Nicks ass. Residue usually consists of feces, pubes, and hemorrhoid blood.
Damn, Nick got me good with a raisin snail after that booty sandwich!
Im glad nick left me a raisin snail, I needed to floss anyways.
Im glad nick left me a raisin snail, I needed to floss anyways.
by AssAppetite May 10, 2020
Get the Raisin Snailmug.