sarted

fart when your sad ;(

oh now he sarted :(

by ayochingconhwallabinbong February 24, 2022

E-Shart

To release exclusive music to the internet and blogging community before anyone else has even heard of the track existing

Damn LowKey e-sharted on everyone with that Jay-Z track last week.

I need a WetWipe.

by King Jafee February 29, 2008

Brain Shart

When a lack of consideration up front results in a serious mess in the back end.

"We were going to deploy to Production at 4 o'clock, but the developers had a massive Brain Shart and the clean up is going to take hours."

by Rainbow Mamba July 12, 2017

jacob sartorius

-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.

- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason

- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube

12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"

Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "

by theberniking June 27, 2016

sharta

a joint, weed, a puff of hash....
comes from the Hebrew word sharta which means a puff of smoke....

let's roll a sharta before we leave...

by evee_queen March 29, 2009

Jacob Sartorius

He is most cancerous, cracker 5-yr-old to hit social media. Says "I love you" on twitter to complete strangers which won't matter to him in 1 million years because their making his garbage ass popular. His fanbase of 3-yr-olds will strangle you over there phone/laptop screen if you talk shit about their god, Jacob. Jacob is also the worst roaster in history after the RiceGum incident.

"Jacob Sartorius tried to roast RiceGum."
"Rice isn't the one who needs milk, Jacob is still sucking on his mothers tit."

by MelissaMagnificent August 29, 2016

Donkey Shart

Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.

(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)

Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.

Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.

Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.

by geno2k3 January 9, 2009