Santa Fe Sausage-Roll

What happens when you combined the definition 4 of sausage roll (for F/M), and definition 1 of sausage rolling (for M/M), with all the outstanding features of santa fe, including chilli sauce (preferably made from trinidad scorpion butch t chillies, but anything past a naga jolokia pepper will suffice), mustard, shredded monterey jack cheese, and close body contact. Santa fe is translated "holy faith" and this manoeuvre is accompanied with an internal prayer that this will not result in third degree burns to your body, particularly your genital regions. Acceptable Foreplay is taken to be Definition 1 of Sausage roll. If (Muncirumsised /M uncirumsised) the act may stop here, or may continue as with the definition of body contact.

First coined by Robert Brockway of cracked.com, when he declared he will do this for Donations of $10,000 or More.

A Santa Fe Sausage-roll, may not be an actual deviant act, however given a sausage roll, santa fe hotdog, santa fe salad, and a santa fe fiesta aren't family fun-time approved, it's probably it isn't so chaste either.

The maintaining of full eye-contact throughout the whole thing is an agreement "it's not gay if it's a dare", "it's not gay if it's for money", and "it's not gay if you're married". A further term of this unspoken agreement is that this isn't to be brought up with each-other's parents or mother-in-law if the relationship between you both ever goes further than this experience.

Robert Brockway: "You want to do the Santa Fe Sausage-roll? I'll do it, and I won't even cry. I'll look you right in the eye, the entire time." (upon receiving donations of $10,000 or more)

by Aimez-Moi July 6, 2011

skinny santa

a dealer of drugs, especially cocaine

All that powder! Skinny Santa must be around.

by jim sardone December 12, 2005

Reverse Santa Claus

A seasonal position for intercourse in which the male sits upright in a chair, and female sits on his lap, facing him. Behavior of said female during preceding year (e.g. naughty/nice) is of little to no significance. Large breasts preferred.

The fly cougar who works at the Mexican restaurant wrote on my napkin, "I want to smash...reverse santa claus style, por favor."

by burningpeepeeracing March 19, 2014

mall santa

The Santa at the mall who always has his 3 hos (dressed as elves) by his side.

After the mall closes and all the kids went to bed. The mall santa's elves got a chance to sit on his lap in which he yells "Ho Ho Ho" as he spreads his Christmas cheer.

by Dubiks December 7, 2018

santa fe

cute crossover SUV created for gay people who want to be soccer moms. low cost, and 'curb' appeal keep it desirable for closet homos trying to 'blend in'.

Awe: "Check out my new car"
Thentic: "Ummmm... what it is?"
Awe: "C'mon - it's a Santa Fe!"
Thentic: "Oh, doesn't look like something Tony Soprano would drive - but maybe Vito...did you see it on Queer as Folk?"

by Killa_Cambridge December 1, 2006

Santa Fe

A shitty town in Texas. The inhabitants, who are very similar to The Hills Have Eyes people, enjoy having anal sex with their cousins, going to KKK meetings, having a horrible high school football team, and filming and producing farm animal pornography. Top imporst are dipping tobacco, chewing tobacco, moonshine, and white sheets with scissors. Enter with extreme caution...especially you colored folks.

Wait, when did Tyrone move to Santa Fe?

I dont know, but his Funeral service was last tuesday.

by ChetGunsmoke January 2, 2010

Adrian Santana

An amazing boy who you can always go to for anything. Someone who is caring and loving. If you find yourself in a relationship with a boy by the name of Adrian Santana, it will be the best relationship you'll ever be in. He will easily charm you. He has good looks and nobody can resist him. Easily, the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. Once you have him, do not let him go, he is amazing.

Wow, Adrian Santana really changed my life.

I really fell in love with Adrian Santana.

by RohkneeRampage April 28, 2011