as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"

Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag

by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022

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Death by skittles

When you eat my skittles and I kill you

Me: where are my skittles?
You: oh, I ate them. Sorry.
Me:(shoots you)
Death by skittles.

by Digital street chicken May 1, 2019

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Bag of skittles

Most commonly associated with being A faggot

Hey did you see terry he had a rainbow 🌈 in his bio he is definitely a “bag of skittles”

by Kahnboi November 6, 2023

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Skittle straight

When you pour/grab 5 and only 5 Skittles candies from their bag and get one of each color : green, red, orange purple, yellow. References the card game hand 'straight'(i.e., a 5 card hand that has 5 cards that are sequential in number/face value)

Hey, I just got a Skittle straight from the bag! Gotta go play the lottery now, I'm feeling lucky!

by Scut Farkiss February 24, 2018

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White Skittles

When your girl or partner performs felatio with a high level of verocity and professionalism of the neck that within suckens should she have been eating skittles they would no longer be a rainbow due to the ones dancing thru your head

Bro my girl had some white skittles last night and I couldn't feel my feet.

by Madbich April 9, 2023

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