Lemon Skeet

When you bust a nut (skeet) so hard as you jizz your face looks like you are sucking on a mouthful of lemons.

Roger did a lemon skeet last night.

I was watching myself fap in the mirror. I couldn’t believe I did a lemon skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

yayeet that skeet

implies to yayeet your skeet and n o it doesn’t mean blow your skeet it means just throw your shit at some nine year old friccers man 😤😤😤

it’s yeet or be yeeted in this world son, you better yayeet that skeet

by ala~the~baepsae November 3, 2018

skeet flakes

Skeets flakes is the when you try to clean off the dry skeet off of something without water, producing skeet flakes.

Dude I skeeted all over my girl last night and when I woke up I put my fingers through her hair, nastiest thing when I took my hand out, I had a bunch of skeet flakes in my hand.

by Brendenks February 9, 2014

Yeet the Skeet

The act of masturbation

“Aye man, you were in there for a while, are you good?”
“Yeah bro, I had to yeet the skeet”

by RealItsFreddy February 12, 2019

Skeet Rocket

When a guy busts a load into a girls mouth or nose and she then projectiles it out of her nose as a snot-rocket

My buddy Drew totally busted in this girls nose the other night but she showed him with the skeet rocket she left on his chest after.

by Dj Sneed April 30, 2011

Skeet Spaces

The pauses during ejaculation for the bulbospongiosus muscle to rest between contractions.

The longer I hold my skeet spaces, the farther I can shoot.

by RootsofWar February 4, 2012

sneak skeet

To skeet on an unsuspecting victim, preferably while the victim is sleeping.

Last night while Janet was passed out, I pulled it out and gave her the old sneak skeet all over her face.

by invasionpictures August 5, 2009