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loaded shotgun 

Like a regular shotgun with a beer can, but after you make the hole in the can you then pour about 2 shots of any liqueur inside.
"Yo bro lets frat hard and do a loaded shotgun."
loaded shotgun by TFTC November 13, 2011

American Shotgun Syndrome 

American Shogtun Syndrome, more commonly known as "ASS!" is the problem built into many multiplayer games to do with lag. This term was originally coined specifically for First-Person Shooter games, but in time has been used for any multiplayer game with similar problems.

ASS occurs when one user, for example from Europe, plays against an American player on an American server. The American player will be able to walk upto the European player, take aim and shoot them in the face with a shotgun at point-blank range to kill them instantly. The European player, suffering from a higher latency will see the American player where he was a second ago, then simply see this as being killed instantly by a shotgun from around 20 metres away, sometimes around a corner or after scoring a headshot or melee kill on said American player.

At the same time, when a European player tries to get up close, aim and get a shot to the head at point blank range against an american player, they may actaully be shooting at where the American player was a second ago, and either do much reduced damage or miss altogether.

When a player suffers from this occurrence, they are often know to disclaim "ASS!"- as they have fallen victim to the effects of American Shotgun Syndrome.
That guy killed me with his shotgun after I hit him in the face with my plasma sword! ASS!

Ugh, I don't want to play this game, it suffers too much from American Shotgun Syndrome... Yeah, it reeks of ASS.

Double-barrel shotgun 

When a woman farts and queefs at the same time.
I made a joke while have sex from behind, and when I pulled out, she was laughing so hard, she double-barrel shotgunned me.

Royal Mexican Shotgun

Noun- The act of draining a Corona beer in someone's ass, and then sucking it out as hard as you can. When the person getting thier ass sucked is ready, they will push (as if taking a shit) and "shotgun" the rest of the beer into the drinker's mouth.
Originally by: DLWJR
During the exciting study group, Martha pulled out a thirty-six of corona, and we decided to take Royal Mexican Shotguns from her ass. During my turn she pushed to early and my chest and mouth were covered in beer and ass juice.
Royal Mexican Shotgun by DLWJR February 17, 2009

Gay Shotgun

When two gay dudes lube up their assholes and place them together to form an airtight seal and then one passes gas. It pushes the gas into the other gay dude and makes his stink star expand and pop a bit, thus giving pleasure.
Hey Thad, rub that maple syrup on my pucker and then back over here with your pants down. I had burritos for lunch and I want to give you a gay shotgun.
Gay Shotgun by SirCockalot May 14, 2008

double barrel shotgun wedding 

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.
Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.