rat shaver

when you physically shave a rat

hey rat shaver! how many rats have you shaved today?

by littlesevvy May 22, 2016

Hot Shave

When you can't afford cream or a razor so you utilize that BIC lighter to burn off your five-o'clock shadow or caterpillar legs.

Pass me that lighter I need a hot shave before I hit the corner tonight.

by hobohermit March 27, 2022

Shave the pigeon

Euphemism. Used to describe any activity one may not wish to speak of in polite company. Examples of such activity tend to be related to sexual or toiletry in nature. Can also relate to drug use.

"Yo, Jay! Where're you goin', man?"

"I gotta shave the pigeon."

"Whoa, Jay really loves shavin' that pigeon!"

by mikegloady July 24, 2008

Shaved Cat

shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really cocky even though they're losers/posers
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal

*guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by*
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs

Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"

Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"

Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"

by A pocketfull of amazingness February 21, 2009

shaver

Something that everyone who's been called a Piyush should have in their possession.

You are a Piyush. Buy a shaver, please.

by Shaver Salesmen May 13, 2005

dry sheaves

When a person continues to have the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

I pooped 3 times this morning and had dry sheaves for an hour.

by DefNotRight September 22, 2016

dry sheaves

After pooping, still having the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

My stomach is cramping and I've had dry sheaves all day.

by DefNotRight September 22, 2016