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Semen

semen is actually cum;a sticky fluid that comes from a mans balls while being sexually satisfiedvery happy
After I humped her there was semen squirting everywhere.
by theknowitall836 November 10, 2018
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Street Semen

Freshly fallen snow in the road that slicks the surface, making driving more difficult than usual.
Holy shit we just lost control of the car for a second around that turn.

Yeah dude, the roads covered in street semen.
by FartHuffer99 December 8, 2010
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Semen Cream

When an individual take the foreskin of his penis and has men cum inside of it. Then he lets its stay in for a few hours he then puts his finger in his foreskin and takes the creamy cum out and sucks it off of his finger
Grandpa José likes Semen Cream
by VomitCock May 29, 2017
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funky semen

David Funk's navy name. Also used to describe bad semen that has been ejaculated out of the head of the penis.
Funky Semen's going to be the best Naval officer that there ever was. That girl just got filled with his funky semen.
by Funky Semen February 27, 2017
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Semen Goblin

1. A child

a. A product of semen

b. Semen created it

c. A new human
2. An excited aroused… person?

a. A person who is really excited to partake in semen consumption

b. A person who acts like a goblin in the presence of semen

c. Semen enthusiast
She acted like a semen goblin as soon as we were alone
by Abner Anly April 15, 2023
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semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!
by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024
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