Sebastian

Sebastian Is A Retarded Piece Of Shit Who Likes To Make Your Mom Jokes That Are Not Funny At All

Sebastian:Your Mom Has A Hairy Dick And I Know Because I Stuck It Up My Ass

Me:You Are Really A Gay Mother Fucker Aren’t You

by JakePaulsSmallDick December 12, 2021

Sebastian

An amazing human being with the kindness of 10 organ donors, his chivalry is unmatched, the poor guy peaked in middle school and was unable to complete his lifelong achievement of dunking. May his 6’1 height forever rest in piece.

Sebastian is a Parallel universe believing, marvel loving, big Austrian daddy of a person

by MyGuyMarshall December 14, 2021

sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit

A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf

by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021

Sebastian

Likes big beautiful men. Rods out and sucks the tip of their rods.

Sebastian loves beautiful black rods

by anonymous December 24, 2021

Sebastian

Farts a lot so don't feed one beans. Makes a good companion if you're into getting weird.

Some kid at the zoo fed Sebastian some beans and we all had to evacuate the premises due to the toxicity in the air.

by 87768678867 April 12, 2022

sebastian stan

the hottest motherfucking man that god could ever make!!!!!

im in love with sebastian stan <3

by pietromaximoffcanhavemybabies0 April 18, 2022

sebastian

to sebastian is to have sex with someone

look they sebastianed

by sansthe demon November 10, 2021