Dirty Sebastian

When you you dig your grimy cold fingers into Sabrina Carpenters pussy soup, put it into a cup and harden the top layer, like it's creme brûlée. Then force feed it to a low income Chinese child wile raping his father, sister, mother, uncle. Afterward you give your 11 year old brother anesthesia and while he's asleep you DIY a transgender surgery, all the while filming it and posting it on www.hairline.com

Grandpa) I remember back in the day, I used to Dirty Sebastian with Kurt Cobain
Kids) Shut the fuck up and let me rape your ass until it bleeds

by penisnijalover69 May 16, 2025

sebastian

sebastian the most sweet and smart guy I know cares about his family and friends and a special someone he might not tell her how he feels but he loves she to death and will do anything to see her smile and he is very funny,cute and loves to play soccer and he is tall if you have a sebastian in your life don't let him go like did tell him how you feel he might feel the same way you never know.😭😫🤧#i let him go #miss him

why sebastian whyuyyuiiiiuyh%ft tyttyyyyyyyygfdsse

by lizbeth ruby October 3, 2018

sebastian mena

someone who has a fat cock, this person is always the funniest in the group

"Yo is that Sebastian Mena? Oh that guy has the meats."

by lousasshole October 5, 2020

Sebastian Alexander Mills

God

Oh look there’s Sebastian Alexander mills the God

by Chris likes dick 69 November 25, 2021

Sebastian

People named this most likely have gel spiked hair with glasses that over exaggerate their eye size.

“Bro you look like a Sebastian with those glasses”

by dominno June 2, 2025

Sebastian Hunter

Sebastian is a very white posh British surname. He is probably from Scotland or South Africa as his surname is Hunter.

Sebastian Hunter is the poshest guy in the school!

by qwertyo123 November 23, 2021

Sebastian

Sebastian is the definition of an idiot. He thinks he's cool because he's taller than some people (even though men are usually taller than women anyways). He likes to make fun of people because his life sucks and he thinks it will bring him joy. He thinks everyone loves him and thinks he's so cool even though most people think he's a misogynistic jerk. He also has terrible style and needs a haircut. He's obsessed with a game for 8 year olds (roblox). He's had like 5 girlfriends and he's 12 years old. He makes inappropriate jokes and makes everything weird. We hate Sebastian <3

Sebastian should leave the school

by shortstrawberries January 3, 2024