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Rascal Stomping

When you're taking a shower after your abortion and the dead fetus falls out and you stomp it down the drain.
Eric: I thought your girlfriend was pregnant?
Tom: Nah, she was rascal stomping the little bastard yesterday.
by KODEN February 18, 2020
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Canadian curb stomp

Like the traditional curb stomp, however the stomper is wearing hockey skates. Occasionally ends in decapitation.
That fucker Tony cross checked me into the boards. When I caught up to him; I knocked him onto his ass and gave him a good o'l Canadian curb stomp.
by HolySpicyGuacamole January 18, 2021
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I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.
Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."
by LJorSomething November 16, 2024
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Cowboy Stomp

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Smarter
Cowboy Stomp is the bee's knees of the new millennium.
by LNW2.0 November 24, 2021
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wisconsin waffle stomp

When you perform anilingus on someone in the shower then use your foot to push their feces down the shower drain
Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023
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stomp on men

what feminists say when men are just being idiots
person 1: OMG i hate men so much!!
person 2: ikr? we should do something
person 3: just stomp on men! easy ;)
by oh heck nah November 21, 2022
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Story Stomp

When you are conversing with a group of friends about a meaningful topic and the insecure, needy friend comes in and starts discussing non meaningful and completely unrelated topics as a way to regain the attention of the group.
Friend 1: So I think I might have the Cancer. I'm waiting for my test results to come back.

Friends 2 and 3: OMG, I can't believe this! What ---

Friend 4: Wow. So yeah, I just took a nice big poop. It was so big and steamy. It was pretty much like the best poop ever.

Friend 1: so thanks for the Story Stomp. Guess my shit isn't important.
by Qufad January 25, 2015
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