squirt patch

the best squirt candy next to wareed's and recently

"bro do you want a wareed's or a squirt patch"

by sexualmonkeyhasunclesex October 16, 2024

Squirt Master

A woman who can squirt on command

You seen Brodies new twitter vid? she is a squirt master!

by AldiShopper May 18, 2022

Squirt Tip

Noun.

The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with

1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?

2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.

by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024

Dirty Squirts

Using a soda fountain machine for water and old coke comes out first, then water.

A dirty squirt could also mean having sex with a woman in doggy style and when you pull out, old period blood lightly squirts out and stains your sheets.

I went to get us water after the movie, but it gave me a dirty squirt!

Or

Kate came over and she had a case of the dirty squirts!

by MarksFatCock February 3, 2025

no squirt september

so this is a month for girls where they cant yk play with themselves so haha jokes on girls bc no nut november means no squirt september

girl: luckily there isnt a month for girls whe nthey cant play with themselves.
boy: there is jokes on u :D

girl: when is it??
boy: sptemebr its called no squirt september

by idk thb November 1, 2021

Protein squirts

The liquid explosions that can be compared to a shotgun bang, that exits your ass after drinking whey protein.

Bro1:Damn man got home and drank some protein last night, next thing I know I was shotgunning the toilet.

Bro 2:Must of been the protein squirts

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

fruit squirts

Diarrhea associated with eating bad produce.

I ate a pear and it gave me the fruit squirts. I think it was rotten

by fruitsquirtguy April 18, 2016