Bitch ass slow

When someone is walking, moving, or especially driving extremely slow.

While driving on the freeway, Nathan yelled at the car in the fast lane that was driving the speed limit "Why the fuck are you driving so bitch ass slow?!??"

by teamcallis August 01, 2022

fast-slow food

A place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less. Not a food cart.

I only have 30 minutes but I want some good fast-slow food.

by Kinch_Dedalus June 26, 2014

slow stroke king

Angel, the one and only, the true, long, hard, veiny, masculine, sweaty, meaty, fat, luscious, delicious, exotic cock that will send any girl into a forensic shock of pure euphoria and will possibly make her orgasms for multiple hours until she suddenly becomes a quadriplegic.

girl, there’s no mistake, he’s THE slow stroke king

by willyplayswithwilly November 23, 2021

Slow g-ing

Means someone who is slow or didn't catch what was being said

Man he was slow g-ing foreal

by Bag'em & Gag'em November 06, 2015

slow wind

The process of sticking you finger in another man's butthole. "Slow wind for me..."

Adam likes to slow wind for me.

by bfskh2232 July 12, 2006

Slow Your Row

Same maening as "Slow your roll" however, much more clever in its creation becuase not only does it advised the person your speaking to that they need to slow down or back off, it also makes you look much more smooth as it rhyms.

Whoa whoa slow your row homie.

by Smooth J November 11, 2009

slow boat to china

Describes an activity that although it takes up a great deal of time to complete, it's an enjoyable experience nonetheless, like oral sex when the girl is not in a hurry to finish.

When my old girl started to give me head, I was on a slow boat to china.

by xzybit January 03, 2006