the simpsons

Every one should want to be Homer Simpson.
Reasons:
1) He never has to do anything.... Marge does it for him.
2) He gets to come home to a giant meal, beer, and the TV. (What more could you ask for in life.)
3) He is one of the stars so no matter how much he fucks up he still never gets in trouble.
4) No matter how bad things are he can still laugh. Not because he has hope...but because he has no damn clue what the hell is going on.
5) All he has to do at work is sit there and eat donut.

** I could go in and on about him but if you aren't convinced now that he has it good then...get a fucking life!!! **

The Simpson’s is the best fucking show ever and for those who don't think so.... you can go suck a male camel stick!!!

by Molly May 9, 2003

simp

a guy who acts all tough like he doesn't care about his girlfriend around his friends but acts all whipped in front of his girlfriend.

(to friends)
Simp: Alicia's nothin to me. I don't even like her, man. I'm just playin her.
(to Alicia)
Simp: Baby girl, i love you. You're my everything.

by abbyyy October 16, 2005

simp

A word used by rappers in the 1980s to call somebody the opposite of a pimp (them).

Pimp C (R.I.P.) "Sippin' on Some Syrup" 2000
"For a trill, working the wheel, a pimp not a simp
Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp"

In 1985 you said SIMP. what did it mean? “To me it’s like the opposite of the pimp,” Too $hort said.

by My Handle Do September 12, 2020

k samps

that kid at your school that thinks he is tight and follows around all the bros. But in reality he is a stupid fucking lax-bro freshman chasing party ruiner who lives off of attention."

Wow John, you are such a k samps.

by lollollollollol96 December 10, 2009

oj simpson

Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.

someone who kills people

by Gary May 13, 2005

the simpsons

awesome. i think the episode where homer takes over for mr smithers, as mr burns personal assistant is the best. lol!!! or the one where homer travels back in time with the toaster.

marge: homer, did u remember to feed the fishies?
homer: uuuuhh..erm...yeah....?
marge: well done sweety
homer (to lisa) lisa dear, are goldfishes suposed to float on their back?
Lisa: no?
Homer: DOH!!!

by wizkey January 11, 2005

The Simpsons

It's an excellent show, but UPN has been playing the same Season 15 episodes for months, and they are still playing them! PLAY SOME DIFFERENT EPISODES! WE'RE ALL TIRED OF SEASON 15!

The Season 15 episodes of The Simpsons should not play on UPN for another year or two.

by Ablative 3 May 29, 2005