Sawed-off shotgun

Small dick that blasts off a huge load in installments like a shotgun.

'What was that periodic screaming I heard?'
'Oh, it was a sawed-off shotgun you see...'

by TheCla$hster April 19, 2016

double-barrel shotgun

A shotgun with two barrels, two bullets, and has more stopping power then a desert eagle on 'roids. When fired, you can reload one bullet, or fire both and reload both. Simply a matter of preference. Also has incredible recoil if your not careful, and it can AND WILL break your arm/shoulder/face.

Guy 1: Hey, lets fire this double-barrel shotgun with one hand!
*fires*
Guy 1: Shit, I think I broke my arm!

Guy 2: Owned.

by Lolw00t December 21, 2008

Shotgun Whoopie Cushion

While engaging in anal intercourse with your partner, have a third party insert a bicycle pump into your partner’s anal cavity, being careful to ensure an air-tight environment. It is imperative that the partner’s anal sphincter is contracted throughout this entire process. Proceed to have that third party pump partner’s anal cavity full of air while continuing intercourse. Upon reaching completion, cease pumping air into the cavity, quickly remove penis and replace with an adequately sized rubber plug. Proceed to aim partner’s anus at a blank monochromatic canvas, preferably black. Have the partner contract their abdomen rapidly while swiftly removing the plug, and enjoy results as pounds of undiscovered semen, fecal matter, and various other bodily fluids spray out like a shotgun accompanied by a whoopie cushion-like sound.

Partner: I have a colonoscopy tomorrow, and I need to cleanse my anal cavity. I am going to buy a large and expensive enema.
Guy 1: Why would you do that when we can just shotgun whoopie cushion you?
Partner: Yeah, totally! Let’s do that!

by Princeton CockWerk February 22, 2019

Shotgun my ass

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.

Shotgun my ass, dad!

by mcflykitty August 8, 2018

San Fran Shotgun

The sexual act of being penetrated in the ass by your partner's dildo while they are simultaneously giving you a handjob. Resembling the cocking of a shotgun.

Carrot Top gave Pauly Shore a nasty San Fran Shotgun last night

by Krusty Krabs June 18, 2012

admiral bird shotgun

The act of blowing smoke on a man's penis for sexual pleasure.

She took her lips away from the bong to give him the old Admiral Bird shotgun on his south pole.

by Aristocratic Linen April 5, 2017

Shotgunned from Africa

A term that is coined by the Destiny community. Usually said when someone attempts to kill someone from an outrageous distance with a shotgun, or said player get shoutgunned from a very long distance, well out of the shotgun's normal range cap. Also Africa is a continent.

"Did I just get shotgunned from Africa?!"

by MidknightXMBJr October 24, 2018