Scooped

When you get roasted or bashed very badly.

Leo: your ugly
Lizzy: that's why yo mama is in a coma
Random Person: Damn he just got scooped

by spisyboi September 22, 2021

Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.

Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.

by Darkmeat June 8, 2025

Scoop a hog

The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.

"Lisa dumped me. I'm going to get absolutely hammered tonight and scoop a hog."

by WhyleStyle October 30, 2007

someone scoop

Snapchat term Requesting someone (a friend, family member, etc) to come and pick you up in order to go somewhere or do something

*snap chat story* I got some free time today, someone scoop.

by bachydachy October 5, 2020

Double scoop

When a person or persons uses two technology devices at the same time.
In relation to triple-dip: when a person or persons is using three technology devices at once.
Can add the suffix split to specify that more than one person is involved in the moment.

Mild "old-school example": a person is talking on the phone while watching TV. Ex: "did you hear me, or did you double scoop?"
Moderate: using your iPhone to check Facebook, while surfing the Internet on your iPad. "omg I double scoop all the time, do u?"

Extreme example: talking on the iPhone while you check a text on same phone, and Instant messaging on your computer. This might also be referred to as a triple-double.

by Liberdade Franklin January 7, 2012

Scoop

To direspect someone in a certain type of way.

Continue you like that and i’ll scoop u ain't

by Shauna.T April 2, 2019

Front Scoop

Front scooping is the act of wiping your ass from back to front while sitting on the toilet. When front scooping, one reaches down into the front of the toilet and reaches deep towards the back of the bowl to reach their asshole.

Todd spent a lifetime front scooping, and more often then not ended up always have shit on his balls.

by SwaggyZ WV December 27, 2018