A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.
Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
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