salty baguette

An angry Frenchman

There was a salty baguette in the bakery complaining that the baguettes weren't authentic.

by A Salty Baguette January 24, 2017

salty teabag

Putting a used condom in somebody's drink

Yeah dude i totally just salty teabagged John

by Memer9000 January 2, 2020

salty britches

Being upset about something small for an extended period of time, or pathologically being perturbed. Similar to sassy pants and being salty.

Calm down salty britches, it's not that big of a deal.

by lorddrook January 20, 2020

Salty Straw

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.

“Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
“Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”

by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020

meta salty

Where someone is salty from a previous game and take it to the next game to exact revenge for the previous game. They don't care if they will win the game all they care is about getting revenge. Usually used in strategy games.

Dude 1: man, jack is throwing the game just to kill this one guy.
Dude 2: jack is meta salty. Jon beat him big time in the previous game and he got pissed about it.
Dude: that's wack

by Gabeicus June 23, 2020

7S Salty

A good manager

omg 7s salty is da best

by Use Code GTX August 2, 2020

Salty peach

Eating pussy that’s been on the boat or on the beach all day!

I was eating pussy one afternoon that was out on the island all days. Wow that was one salty peach!

by The Peach Eater September 22, 2020