salty britches

Being upset about something small for an extended period of time, or pathologically being perturbed. Similar to sassy pants and being salty.

Calm down salty britches, it's not that big of a deal.

by lorddrook January 20, 2020

Salty Babs

Salt of a Babs

Holy shit that's one salty babs

by Stlu July 25, 2015

meta salty

Where someone is salty from a previous game and take it to the next game to exact revenge for the previous game. They don't care if they will win the game all they care is about getting revenge. Usually used in strategy games.

Dude 1: man, jack is throwing the game just to kill this one guy.
Dude 2: jack is meta salty. Jon beat him big time in the previous game and he got pissed about it.
Dude: that's wack

by Gabeicus June 23, 2020

salty crouton

teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat

Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.

by Gastrogary February 20, 2011

Salty Cunt

James Nigh-Rakes

That man is a salty cunt

by Innjured December 28, 2017

Salty Straw

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.

“Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
“Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”

by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020

salty scott

The flavor of kilt sweat on your balls

Oh man she tasted my salty Scott after soccer practice the other day.

by E1989 June 26, 2016