25 rule

Leonardo DiCaprio's law for dating women. Never date women over 25 years old because they are past their prime.

Friend 1: Hey dude, did you end up meeting with that girl?
Friend 2: Naw man, turns out she's 27 so she broke the 25 rule. Next!

by YoungBuckaroo July 16, 2019

Ja Rule

A faggot ass "rapper" that quotes Tupac shit all the time like he just wrote it, and acts like he's from the hood.

Ja Rule can suck my left nut.

by Otto Goods April 8, 2006

rule 3a

Rule 3: Don't stick your dick in crazy. Adendum:Don't let crazy stick his dick in you!

You said you were done with the bunny-boiler, but you went and violated Rule 3a! You let him slip you teh cawk! Now you'll never get rid of him!

by Blabberwolf January 1, 2009

Rule 71

Zombies always win. no exceptions

Guy1: dude i bet i can beat the zombies on infection on reach.
Guy2: Rule 71
Guy1: Ha. Watch me brake the rule
*after 5 hours of playing infection*
Guy1: dude i've played every map at least 5 times....
Guy2:did you win?
Guy1:no

by Zombies_Win November 24, 2010

The Rule of 7.5

The rule of 7.5 states states that you have pulled yourself from the dumps of hooking up with anyone whose hotness is below a 7.5 on a scale of 1-10. Keeps you away from those gutter-fucks who try to pull your standards down by showing you some skin

Person 1: Duude i totally slayed that girl at the party last night!!
Person 2: The one wearing red??
Person 1: Yess!
Person 2: She was below a 7.5!! You broke the rule of 7.5!!

by Char52 October 30, 2011

wikipedia rule of google

Anytime you google anything one of the first 10 hits will always be the wikipedia article about it.

I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.

by rustyshackleford November 2, 2007

Finger rule

A rule for determining a woman's worth during a hookup. One finger is a gift from above, two fingers is a perfect fit, three or more and you've got a whore.

"The finger rule lets me know that this girl was a gift from above, I could barely fit one finger in there"

by HawaiianHigh August 21, 2008