rug wand

A clit so long, you can see it through the thickest bush

When i took her home last night she surprised me with a rug wand

by thebloodytoot April 28, 2016

Rugged Disciple

A follower of Christ who is embodied in the rugged practice of Galilean life. He is typically very hairy and will be found belly laughing over a cup of coffee. The cup is probably a earthy pottery one. He reads a NIV Bible that is duct taped. He probably is a guitar player (not a very good one) and sings Todd Agnew songs. The typical out fit for this kind of guy is sandals, cargo shorts, and a VW T-shirt. He has a scruffy beard and wears a beaded ankle bracelet. Favorite foods are maple nut goodies and zucchini bread.

Dude! Did you see that Todd walked barefoot into a Starbucks and asked them to fill his clay cup with Expresso then washed his feet in olive oil? He's definitely a rugged Disciple.

by Disiplomaniac August 15, 2018

rug

bruh but your bald so its brug but tbh ngl smh its rug

bald man: (big words)
you;: rug tbh ngl smh

by The real Tsu October 12, 2020

Faze Rugging

lying or capping.

Guy1. Yo bro i just got a girlfriend
Guy2: Nahh bro you faze rugging me!

by IPlayBloxFruits_12 September 14, 2023

Rug Sack

A particularly furry ballbag on a man, who sometimes uses it to scrub various items around the kitchen. Much like steel wool.

Hey did you see what Glen’s rug sack did to Katrina’s forehead from her full on felating him?

by The Canadian Goose December 28, 2020

rug ride

a) when your dog is on your throw rug and you pull them around the linoleum on it.

b) when your girlfriend doesn't wax and you "do it"

c) when you trip on magic mushrooms but can't afford a magic carpet so you just trip on a rug

C'mere, Spot, momma wants to give you a rug ride.

by [e-mail] November 16, 2010

Dutch on a rug

When you are eating a girl out and she farts.

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.

by Christianlikesrimjobs April 27, 2016