Root Beer Barrel

Derogatory nickname for James Harden of the Houston(Texas) Rockets in the National Basketball Association. Coined by Something Awful Forums user Brolander, who in a GDT (Game Day Thread) witnessed James Harden do some stupid contorted crap to try and get a foul on a three point shot attempt and expressed his disgust by calling Harden "you, you...Root Beer Barrel!" A reference to both the root beer flavoured hard candy and a literal barrel of root beer, it lampoons bullshit antics and barrelish chest shape. You can technically call someone else a RBB but you are still referring to James Harden, it is not a generic term for a foul-seeker or rule-abuser. It is not racist.

"Oh, ok. Get your 3 free throws James, with your fuckin' sucks-to-watch, sleep walking, dick touching Root Beer Barrel ass."

by baunceychillups January 29, 2019

Root scoot boogie

You give her the root, scoot out the door, and boogie to work

Man I was almost late to work tonight, had to do the root scoot boogie.

by gr00gz November 11, 2020

Root and recruit

Fucking someone to get them to join a political cause.

Lucinda is gay but will do the old root and recruit for BLM

by Happy happy hour happy Friday February 17, 2021

Charity Root

Charity Root is having sexual relations with the opposite sex but the act is only done to make the other person happy, with all intention of only pleasing them. You give a Charity Root someone less fortunate and disadvantaged in the dating environment.

Hey man have a look at that chick,
Yeh bro id give her a "Charity Root".

by *Mad-Maco* August 10, 2009

Alternative Root

N. (Old English). A friendly member of the opposite sex, known for their promiscuity and generosity, who can be relied upon, after an unsuccessful night chasing tail, for short-term gratification.

"Mate, why are you still friends with that Hayley chick? She's so wierd."
"Don't worry man, she's my alternative root tonight."
"Fair."

by Jerkov and BOF November 5, 2009

swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

Swamp root

A abnormally large penis the size of a Pringles can. Like a root in the swamp it goes as deep as it can.

Did you seen his dick? No wonder they call him swamp root

by The real ol dad February 9, 2014