suzi roberts

foghorn
quite funny

"suzi roberts is a bloody foghorn"

by ehschud February 7, 2025

Liam Roberts

The fuck head idiot millwall goalkeeper who did a kung fu move on Jean-Philippe Mateta.

Liam Roberts should be banned for life for that shitshow of a tackle and his should start a new career in the UFC.

by jorgis_01 March 5, 2025

Sam Roberts

The most handsome man ever. The sweetest man in the whole world. He’s precious, he’s kind, he’s caring, he’s compassionate, he’s loving. He’s the perfect man. He is a great boyfriend, husband, and father. He is an angel from heaven.

“Sam Roberts, I love you forever”

by blondivitis March 5, 2025

Dakota Roberts

The cutest guy ever. His red hair turns me on and makes me horny. I love Dakota Roberts so much.

1: Is that Dakota Roberts?
2: Yes, he's my boyfriend.

by ae90-iuyszcxghjhvc[cv-iucb December 3, 2025

The Roberto

When you are receive a handjob on a riding lawnmower. In reference to the water boy’s dad name Roberto.

So we were just taking care of the yard and she came over and gave me the Roberto, wasn’t to bad had to finish the yard after.

by Holelottanope December 18, 2025

Jason chode Roberts

A man with short stumpy Arms

“Oh Shit! Jason Chode Roberts has chode Arms

by Jason Chode Roberts November 12, 2019

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020