Ghostly Richard

When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?

Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
by Tasty Steve January 28, 2019
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Richard Smith

He's a dumbass teacher that's always distracted. He's a sad hooman who doesn't care about anything. He also stays at school on a weekend. He also has a scruffy ass beard. He's stupidly funny too.
by cseeker February 27, 2019
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Recon Richard

A Warzone player who spends the entire game completing Recon Contracts in order to know the location of the final circle.

This player will typically run either Ghost or Restock, along with a heartbeat sensor, to maximize the effectiveness of a camping playstyle.
"He might be dealing with a Recon Richard here at the end of this match." - FaZe Jev
by Warzone_Vocabulary June 02, 2021
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Richard Luck

Consistently having the worst possible luck with anything you do
Damn bro that was some Richard luck
by Hentinator June 29, 2022
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Richard Hatch

Remember survivor Borneo? Yeah Richard Hatch Won!
by MCavalier January 18, 2021
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Dylan Richards

Waste of space, eats Cheetos while playing PlayStation, thinks he's big man but he's a nonce
Yo Dylan Richards you're getting robbed
by BIG.MAN.ON.THE.BLOCK July 13, 2021
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Hailey Richard

Hailey Richard. She thinks she is that bitch but she’s not. She’s that kind of guy who date a random guy in 8th grade. She’s the kind of one who complains when her friends don’t hang out with her
Person 1:have you seen hailey Richard

Person 2: yeah she punched her friend the other day for leaving her out
by Slothsandpandas16 March 01, 2020
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