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Swiss retard

1. A person with intense concentration but lacking in intelligence to grasp the problem / situation at hand.

2. Extremely annoying well meaning person who cannot infer, differentiate or recognize paradox. Generally caused by cultural isolation and in-breeding.

3. A person who oversimplifies a problem or situation in such a way thereby masking the problem at hand.

4. A extremely dumb person, who is surrounded by other extremely dumb persons and therefore can only view the world in a dump-consensus.
Michael cannot understand that people have different ways
of doing the same thing. He is such a swiss retard.

The man at the checkout was so irritating, he kept asking me the same question over and over with a sick psycho smile.
What a swiss retard!

The man driving gave extra gas when he saw people were crossing the street against the light, was a typical swiss retard.
by gbradssg hujwsmu January 1, 2012
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Roblox Retard

A roblox retard (Fucking Piece of shit.) is a person who doesnt deserve to live and should be shot in the head and then be shat and pissed on.They were the reason the suicide forest is a place.

They only do roleplay no matter what game there playing.If the game was a shooter they would roleplay about having kids and dont shoot them.They will make you commit suicide.
I just saw a roblox retard in my game. *Grabs Noose*
by Somebody living on planetEarth November 13, 2020
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retard picnic

A noxious gathering of socially inept or annoying people.
Let's blow this retard picnic! These people are a bunch of recovery zombies!
by Cletus Nelson March 19, 2005
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Functioning Retard

One who is medically diagnosed as "Mentally Retarded" but manages to function at a normal level. While managing at a normal level that said person does things that would make other believe that he is a dumb-ass, dimwhit, or plaind old retard. See George W. Bush
Everything George W. Bush said during his speeches.

Some functioning retards managed to make their way to the top, president Bush did.
by CoUnMe April 21, 2010
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Morally Retarded

When one has backwards morals or has no conscience. One who is morally retarded will likely believe things that are completely immoral are justifiable.
Student: I think lying is good under all circumstances.
Teacher: You are morally retarded.
by The real El Guapo December 5, 2010
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semi-retarded

Used to describe someone who is not fully retarded (as in someone who cannot successfully use the restroom without supervision), but is retarded enough to cause them to make extremely bad judgment calls. Usually a semi-retard is capable of regular activities but often decides to do something really, incredibly stupid that either injures them or makes them a spectacle.
O.J. is semi-retarded for thinking that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" after his crime.

Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?
by Alex T. B. April 9, 2008
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