Religion

one of the more common drugs

"I'm a good person."
"Why?"
"Because Religion! I believe that if I don't do good things, I will suffer eternal torture, so even though in my heart, I want to do bad things, and still often do, I have the moral superiority because I picked out a book to base all my beliefs on."
"What if you want to do something the book forbids?"
"That's the neat part. I can twist the book to mean whatever I want it to mean, so I can think I'm a good person, do bad shit, and control others, all in one fell swoop."

by AphraBehn February 11, 2025

Religion

Belief in the afterlife or other metaphysical concepts, often using a mythology. It is spread by people called prophets.

I do not believe in religion.

by flopgaming September 15, 2023

religion

a Word used to justify homophobia

a gay person : but i didnt choose to be gay

a homophobic religious person : but my religion says so

by gay!as!hell March 02, 2021

Religion

the only right wright one is Christianity

Christianity is the only right religion

by jt hudy July 06, 2022

Religion

thing redditors can not tolerate

Individual A: I have a religion.
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by Ebeneezy November 12, 2022

religion

Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.

Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.

by itoldyouimnotanalien January 04, 2018

Religion

Basically a huge cult but with less sacrificial rituals, and more man made lies.

Christianity is a religion

by discustang March 24, 2022