redneck fieldgoal

skeeting through the gapped teeth of a redneck bitch

I scored a redneck fieldgoal with Nick's girl last night

by tizzitties November 08, 2007

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Redneck Screwdriver

Using Sunny-D instead of real orange juice to make a screwdriver.

We ran out of mixers last night so Jim and I drank redneck screwdrivers.

by Konrad43 May 18, 2009

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Redneck Superglue

Redneck superglue is a nickname for duct tape. Which is often used to temporarily fix broken items around the house quickly, and cheaply, just long enough for professional help arrives to properly fix the problem.

Kevin: Hey man the pipe in my kitchen sink just sprung a leak, what should I do?

Bob: Wrap it in some Redneck Superglue, then call a plumber.

by Mr. Cannonball Jones September 09, 2011

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Polar Redneck

A redneck living in the northern portion of the midwest. They are easily identified by their snowmobile jackets, dirty baseball caps and scruffy goatees. Basically the same as a redneck, but since their polar location they have developed an affinity for snowmobiling, ice fishing and pulltabs.

"Check out the polar redneck wearing the ski-doo jacket, sitting at the bar wasting all of his money on pulltabs!"

by Big Daddy Kane 5150 April 08, 2009

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Redneck Salty

The act of being so angry that you lose all self control and ability to make rash decisions, especially while driving.

Person 1: Man, that guy got so mad when he got stuck behind us going the speed limit!

Person 2: He was straight salty!

Person 3: He was Redneck Salty!

by breepauljohn July 08, 2013

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