Porta Potty

1. A portable bathroom

2. Place where two people can have a lot of fun but be careful because it often tips over (historically with PHD)

Oh no, the porta potty is tipped over. those two must have a little too much fun. o wait someone's crawling out!!

by patelbros January 26, 2010

puttymucker

Describes the contortions a smarmy political candidates face goes through while wallowing in mud and filth stealing thunderously good ideas from others.

The conclusion of John McCains speech made me realize what a puttymucker he is.

by Mnkeymon October 29, 2008

pitty piss

Going to the bathroom with someone just because you feel sorry for them.

When the new girl comes to school and thinks it's cute to ask a group of girls to accompany her to the john. This is probably the most common example of the pitty piss.

by yourexbff September 30, 2009

Potty Slot

A polite word for the arsehole, and potentially the vagina if you have one.

'Good gosh' said the proctologist as he stared into the abyss at goatse.cx. 'I think he's broken his potty slot'.

by KingBast February 2, 2010

Pittyswains

1. Noun: Suspect stains, normally dried sperm or sex stains but can be used for any unidentified stain. May be on any surface, though fabric is usually more permanent.

2. Verb: The act of making stains that will later be suspect to a party at a later time. -ed -ing -s

1. Oh, dude. This motel room is full of pittyswains.

2. Sorry man, me and this girl totally pittyswained all over the back seat of your car last night.

by S. P. D. July 19, 2010

Potty-licks

A form of politics, where which some or most of the politicians are having a debate and talking shit, hence giving the impression that they have licked a baby's potty clean prior to the debate.

Friend 1: My uncle's an MP - did you see him debating in Parliament earlier, it was on TV?

Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.

by ooky17 October 13, 2011

patty flower

A psychedelic mushroom that grows from a cow patty (cow dung).

Dude, look at that pile of cow shit. I think that's a patty flower we can boil and trip on.

by eternalmicrobe May 12, 2012