Putting up 4s

When you fuck a crazy amount of bitches on the daily

We are all putting up 4s

by Bignword628450 April 17, 2022

my friends put it there

The most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their porn.

GF: I found a porn app on your phone, wtf!
BF: My friends put it there as a joke, I swear! I don't know how to delete it!

by candycoated June 9, 2011

Put the iPod on shuffle

Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.

1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.

Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!

2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."

by Cheffrey Snipes March 27, 2009

put it inside me

When a bitch wants her orgasm to be an ocean on the bed

Put it inside me oh my god your dick is big harder!!!!

by Fido of February 22, 2018

put her tits into it

a compliment given to a female after cooking a very good dish. (same as put her foot into it.)

Man did you taste that sweet potato pie. She must have put her tits into it.

by David Young September 3, 2005

Put the pasta on the stove

A replacement for what or expressing confusion or If you want to say FUCK! but wanna be a bitch

“Christian, have you done the hw yet?”,Landon’s asserts. Christian responds”nah, idk how to Put the pasta on the stove”

by LONGDONG KONG January 6, 2020

Put me in a Prius

When one takes the cheapest Uber option to get to a destination, regardless of conditions of the ride.

"Steve I've shat myself, put me in a prius i need to get home"

by baileykirkham October 31, 2018