Batty Puppet

A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you
Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr
by Queen Jenni of Sparta August 30, 2008
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Pussy Puppeteer

A person, who, despite a nice girls best effort to avoid sexual attraction/flirtation, controls her pussy, making her weak in the loins for him, and mastering her every juicy desire.
I had no interest in sexting or online dirtbags, but out of nowhere, a pussy puppeteer found me and opened me up to a new world. I was pussy putty in his hands.
by Marci Mac April 27, 2024
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Cheese Puppet

People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.
by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005
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Mississippi Sock Puppet

Where ones anal cavity is stretched to fit around their partners entire forearm.
I gave my girlfriend a Mississippi Sock Puppet but I stopped when I heard her vagina start tearing too.
by str84yahed March 10, 2016
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Puppeteering

When you get a friend to work an unconscious body to preform sexual acts
Me and my friend Alex took turns 'puppeteering' some passed out chick last night.

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by KnottyBoy November 11, 2015
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Dick Puppet

When the woman’s hair gets wrapped around a mans penis/balls
Someone’s hair is wrapped around my dick, I’ll use it as a dick puppet
by Brewer0926 August 16, 2021
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Dick Puppet

A woman who can't survive without a man in her life. She always needs a mans attention and presence in order to be a functioning human being
by tits-fuckin-mcgee September 09, 2017
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