When one drops a large dump and it goes down the toilet pipe. When the person stands up and looks down, there is nothing in the toilet bowl.
Mark: "Wow Lisa, I couldn't believe it. I dropped the fat kid off at the pool and nothing was there."
Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."
Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."
Lisa: "Sounds like you had another phantom poop dear."
Mark: "Sweet. Let's have teh sex nao."
by Boozle December 15, 2008
Get the Phantom Poop mug.The brown stuff that comes out your anus.
Could be a solid or liquid.
Can contain corn and other contents.
Classified as a number 2
Examples:
The Clean poop:
The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper.
The Lincoln logger:
A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt.
The Floater:
The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush.
The Flog:
The Floater Lincoln Logger.
Corn Poop:
The one that has corn in it. lol.
The Power POOP:
The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast.
The wet Poop/Shart:
The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe.
The splash poop:
You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water.
The Never-ending poop:
The one where it takes you half a year to poop out.
The false alarm:
The one where you sit down,
But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts.
The Disappointment poop:
The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff.
The sudden poop:
The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet.
And last but not least,
The Surprise poop:
You think that you are about to fart but then you end up shitting your pants in public.
Could be a solid or liquid.
Can contain corn and other contents.
Classified as a number 2
Examples:
The Clean poop:
The one that comes out but when you wipe, There is nothing on the toilet paper.
The Lincoln logger:
A very long poop that seems to never stop coming out your butt.
The Floater:
The one that floats and sometimes comes back up the toilet after you flush.
The Flog:
The Floater Lincoln Logger.
Corn Poop:
The one that has corn in it. lol.
The Power POOP:
The one that you push really hard on and when it comes out, it's like a shotgun blast.
The wet Poop/Shart:
The one one where you wipe 100 times but there's still something to wipe.
The splash poop:
You sit down, take a fat dump, start to relax, only to have your butt splashed by toilet water.
The Never-ending poop:
The one where it takes you half a year to poop out.
The false alarm:
The one where you sit down,
But the only thing that comes is a series of loud farts.
The Disappointment poop:
The one where you are practically having to push out with all your might but when you look in the toilet, You could swear you see a cocoa puff.
The sudden poop:
The one that suddenly comes out of nowhere and makes you sprint to the bathroom. Once your at the bathroom you just pull your pants off and start pooping even before you sit on the toilet.
And last but not least,
The Surprise poop:
You think that you are about to fart but then you end up shitting your pants in public.
Billy had to poop but couldn't make it to the bathroom. He was then laughed at due to the brown coloration of his pants.
by azncommenter February 16, 2009
Get the poop mug.When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea.
by J-Millions June 14, 2008
Get the poop sweats mug.by Thomas Sgroi July 18, 2007
Get the bat poop mug.The idea that females do not "go number 2".
This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.
It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.
This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
This is theory is usually sported my men who do not like the thought or fact of women using the toilet to put poo in it.
It helps certain people perceive women as more beautiful in certain situations.
This thought can also be modified to "Only ugly girls poo".
by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010
Get the Girls don't poop mug.a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.
1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"
by samstown1 May 9, 2010
Get the poop scotch mug.Poop has many catagories, and I shall explain said catagories to you. But firstly, poop is bodily waste that exits the rectum.
1. Petro Poop: A not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging poop, definatly the most enjoyable.
2. Hot Stick: A very hot feeling poop, these can sudenly pop up when in swimming pools, the poop greatly resembles The Reah, but not in its entirety.
3. The Reah: Some viruses feature this as a symtom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubtidly the most dreadful type of poop.
4. Cheese Nickels: This genre of poop is when you sqweeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. Cheese Nickels usually replaces The Reah once you take a anti-reah pill.
5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation.
1. Petro Poop: A not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging poop, definatly the most enjoyable.
2. Hot Stick: A very hot feeling poop, these can sudenly pop up when in swimming pools, the poop greatly resembles The Reah, but not in its entirety.
3. The Reah: Some viruses feature this as a symtom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubtidly the most dreadful type of poop.
4. Cheese Nickels: This genre of poop is when you sqweeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. Cheese Nickels usually replaces The Reah once you take a anti-reah pill.
5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation.
by Rice Hater July 9, 2005
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