"Hey, Prof? Pass me the smoke plate."
"What? The ashtray?"
"Naw, the smoke plate! That's what we call em in my house. Smoke plate!"
"What? The ashtray?"
"Naw, the smoke plate! That's what we call em in my house. Smoke plate!"
by VooDooPROPHET November 26, 2024

A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.
Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips
by lovesnewwords June 11, 2019

by anonymous May 8, 2025

When you have something put on you such as a kiss. When someone unexpectedly kisses another. That makes the receiver of the kiss a plate.
by Dictionaryoline June 15, 2018

the ultimate weapon
by LazyWasTaken February 17, 2024

A sexual act in which a women shits on a man and uses her body to rub it all over him, then proceeds to shoot him with a water gun filled with her urine.
by mercxz May 9, 2024

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.
Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!
by Mikkke T March 27, 2024
