Plastic Patriot

An individual whom will complain about players kneeling during the national Anthem while sitting on their sweating, couch-swallowing ass during the national Anthem when they are at home and nobody's looking.

Someone whom is insincere in their patriotic statements.

"Did you hear Billy-Bob-Carl-Danny-Frank yesterday? He kept going off about how unpatriotic and Unamerican those players were for kneeling during the national anthem, but he was sitting on his ass during it and drinking beer while wearing his baseball cap."

"Yeah, he's such a Plastic Patriot."

by FrabjusMuckery October 9, 2023

Plastics

A group of girls who run a school. they are Teen Royalty.

Person 1: Whos that over there?
Person 2: DONT LOOK AT THEM! We call them the plastics, theyre shiny fake and hard.

by cartywarty November 18, 2023

Plastic wax

The mixture of a milligram of chapstick to a liter of free sexual lubricant and vegetable oil in a pressure chamber with a ramset nailgun blanks sealed inside with a remote detonation device.

Neoc4

Use plastic wax to deflower your enemies

by Cody5050 December 21, 2022

Plastic

Someone who is insanely sexy, some people might dissagree, but thats their opinion. They are also really easy to dominate. So keep that in mind.

Plastic is a funny dude.

by PlasticParticals November 27, 2023

Plastic Bender

A cuck so down on his luck they peacock being gay in order to try and prey on unsuspecting women who are just there for their gay friends.

“Oi, you plastic bender, you’re straighter than a jelabi and creepier than soap on the prison shower floor”

by Deadgod December 7, 2023

devil plastic

Non-recyclable plastic, which is typically soft.

Don't tell me this bread's wrapped in devil plastic!

by PonyTrainBoi December 9, 2023

fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.

'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'

by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023