The western plastic fetish

for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.

Yo fuck the western plastic fetish that single use plastic shit is making a huge fucking mess.

by BeatMeatRepeat November 17, 2022

Plastic Turtle

The act of giving a small, plastic turtle to signify you'd like the recipient to peg you.

I'd love to give her a plastic turtle

by Jessus0 April 23, 2025

devil plastic

Non-recyclable plastic, which is typically soft.

Don't tell me this bread's wrapped in devil plastic!

by PonyTrainBoi December 9, 2023

Spinning Plastic

Playing vinyl records.

I just got some new vinyl, wanna go spin some plastic?

I can't hear you, I'm spinning plastic.

by deadpocketss January 1, 2012

Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf

"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

Plastic drinking cups

Some are reusable while others are intended for a single use followed by recycling or disposal.

Plastic drinking cups come in a variety of colours, textures and sizes.

by katejackson June 12, 2018

plastic reverie

what music should sound like.

plastic reverie got me laid.

by JCC-XP August 6, 2009