the reverse pirate

When your getting a blow job, you punch the girl in the eye, and cum on her knee.

Last night I gave my ex-girlfriend a reverse pirate

by kaboomer landers November 2, 2003

pirate's glory

When a person has no eyeball, and a penis is inserted into that empty eyeball socket and sperm is ejaculated into the empty space. (aka- having sexual intercourse in ones eye.)

Last night, I gave Jane a pirate's glory.
Another Example: It's like having sex in somebody's empty eyeball socket.

by Marie & Katy December 9, 2008

Pirate Ship

A sexual act in where a woman squats over a mans face and rocks her genitalia and anus back and forth in a pirate ship ride motion.

Yo last night my missus gave me a pirate ship. Her pussy and arrrrse juices covered my face and it tasted damn good!!

by Richie De Bauchery December 29, 2010

Pirate hook

A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.

Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."

by Mo-lester August 8, 2015

mung pirate

one who sell/trade mung for candy or various drugs(crak,tweak,H, Ebombs)

I bartered with a mung pirate, I gave him pixie sticks.

by turboshef April 28, 2006

Pirate on the hairship

When a person (usually a man) has something in his mustache (usually food)See also bat in the cave, donkey in the canyon, and nuget in the mine.

oddly enough no one told the key note speaker that he had a pirate on the hairship before he took the mic.

by Chad S January 20, 2004

anal pirate

Someone who steals your virginity via. anal sex. Often performed by horny guys who like shit.

Wes is such an anal pirate.
Take it out of my ass anal pirate.

by Cobra, Magnum, Jerms September 17, 2005